The Real Lyrics

These are the real lyrics to 'Benny Lava'... The actual song is called 'Kalluri Vaanil'

I am lazy, an want to devote more time to my real life benny lava shrine so i just pulled these lyrics off http://beelyrics.com/p/prabhu-deva/kalluri-vaanil.html

Benny:
Kalluri vaanil kaayndha nilaavo,
Maanavar nenjil meyndha nilaavo,
En madi meedhu saayndha nilaavo,
Ennidam vandhu vaayndha nilaavo,
Haikuvae haikuvae... high speedil vandhaaye,
Eye browai male thookki, I love you endraaye.

Belinda:
Kalluri vaanil kaayndha nilaavo,
Maanavar nenjil meyndha nilaavo,
Haikuvaai haikuvaai… I love you endraale.


Benny: April may eppodhum.
Belinda: veppaththil veppaththil.
Benny: Endraalum ennangal.
Belinda: theppaththil theppaththil.

Belinda: Dolphin gal thullaadhaa.
Benny: Ullaththil ullaththil.
Belinda: Ullukkul undaghum.
Benny: vellaththil vellaththil.

Belinda: Pollaadha aadavaa.
Benny: Naan pooppandhu aadavaa.
Belinda: unnaale imsaigal undaagum podhum podhum.
Benny: imsaigal ellaamay inbangal thaanammaa.
Belinda: ichchendra saththangal undagak koodum koodum.
Benny: saththangal ellaamay muththangal thaanammaa.
Belinda: Puppuppu poochendae… puyalil poraadum.
Benny: Kalluri vaanil kaayndha nilaavo.
Belinda: Maanavar nenjil meyndha nilaavo.

Belinda: pennOda pulse enna.
Benny: paarththene paarththene.
Female: stethoscope vaikkaamal.
Benny: solvaenae solvaenae.

Benny: sevvaazhai maynikkul.
Belinda: ennaiyaa ennaiyaa.
Benny: scanning naan seyyaamal.
Belinda: sollaiyaa sollaiyaa.

Benny: naan paarththaal paavamaa.
Belinda: naal paarththu paarkka vaa.
Benny: urgent aa operation seygindra case um undu.
Belinda: anbay dhaan naan seyyum operation case alla.
Benny: Ellaikkul nil endraal en nenjam meerum indru.
Belinda: Kannaalaa nam kaadhal kargil war pore alla.
Benny: tha tha tha thallaadhay, ilamai yerkaadhae.

Benny: Kalluri vaanil kaayndha nilaavo.
Belinda: Maanavar nenjil meyndha nilaavo.
Benny: En madi meedhu saayndha nilaavo.
Belinda: Unnidam vandhu vaayndha nilaavo.
Benny: Haikuvae haikuvae.
Belinda: I love you endraayae.
Benny: scanning naan seyyaamal.
Belinda: sollaiyaa sollaiyaa.

Benny: naan paarththaal paavamaa.
Belinda: naal paarththu paarkka vaa.
Benny: urgent aa operation seygindra case um undu.
Belinda: anbay dhaan naan seyyum operation case alla.
Benny: Ellaikkul nil endraal en nenjam meerum indru.
Belinda: Kannaalaa nam kaadhal kargil war pore alla.
Benny: tha tha tha thallaadhay… ilamai yerkaadhae.

Benny: Kalluri vaanil kaayndha nilaavo.
Belinda: Maanavar nenjil meyndha nilaavo.
Benny: En madi meedhu saayndha nilaavo.
Belinda: Unnidam vandhu vaayndha nilaavo.
Benny: Haikuvae haikuvae.
Belinda:I love you endraayae.

The english translation can be seen here.

What it sounds like to the guy on youtube can be seen here.

My favorite interpretation is the one on youtube... because its funny, and he's saying dirty things to me. I REALLY LIKE PAPAYAS!